SLUDGE LIFE will help you waste time on Nintendo Switch & Epic Games Store this Spring

Have you ever felt confused about your own feelings?

The SLUDGE LIFE trailer has me intrigued and disappointing in myself at the same time. Still going to play it because it has a fart button and I’m 7.

SLUDGE LIFE Features:

* Experience the thrills of vandalism from the safety of your computer.
 
* Curiosity and free will are your only motivators – roll as you please through a tiny open-world.
 
* Find and download apps to your laptop and waste your life away playing a game within a game.
 
* Smoke Ciggy Cigs brand cigarettes. Smoke ‘em up real good.
 
* Take photos of exotic fauna and ambivalent NPCs.
 
* Dedicated fart button.
 
* A huge baby, community basketball court, and a cat with two buttholes. [no extra charge]
 
* Three distinct endings and pretty robust credits.

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